Killer Cleavage

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Screen_Shot_2013-03-07_at_2.13.23_PM_t670_t658400A 55-year-old woman in Saint Joseph, Michigan, has died, apparently after accidently shooting herself in the head with a gun she had been keeping in between her breasts, say police.

The director of the St. Joseph Public Safety Department, Mark Clapp, released a statement this week, telling the sad-yet-awkward story of Christina Bond, who, on the first day of the new year (2015), was “having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon.” The moral of the story: don’t keep your gun next to your boobs.

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